Honnless pots,
Single wellies
Part worn brassiers
Cloaks wae nae hauns,
Wedding rings (rolled gold)
Quite clean bed linnen (bit a wee bit smelly)
Quality False teeth (wae a history as tae who's mooth they wur last
in)
Flearidden cats (already neutored)
Family Allowance books (2 weeks uncollected)
Photo albums (filled wae black and white pictures o' Glesga people, maist
probably aw deid)
Stradavarious Violins (new)
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78 rpm records (maistly Jimmy Shand ur Sydney Devine)
Toothbrushes (used)
DDT Spray Cans (good workin order)
Moothorgans
Quite clean stockings/nylons/slippers
Donkey Jaikits (McAlpines)
Sex Magazines, videos, rubberware, bondage gear (Jist aks fur Madam Syne)
Toilet pans (thit jist need a wee bit cleanin wae sulphuric acid)
Chanty po's
Widden legs, hauns and hip replacements
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